He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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