And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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