there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize