love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
