I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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