turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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