Maybe she should get her shit together. If you're having sex, you should be able to get a handle on your own body. If not, then cut it the fuck out; we don't need more of you running around in the case that you *do* get pregnant.
I had a friend who was "pregnant " every month!!!! One time she was like, " yeah, I think I'm 2 months pregnant, look at my belly." and I said, "Bitch, you're just FAT!! And if you were only 2 months you wouldn't be showing yet!!!" It made her cry and tell me I was mean. It was awesome.
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