Eh, I say crazy shit to my bf's parents all the time. I love shocking people. If he said this to my parents, I would think it was so funny I would LET him fuck me up the ass.
12:15 probably has a problem with pissing on his balls. Any guy who is really packing does not speak about his cock size. The look on his ladies face is NUFF said.
Think about it: if a dude said this about your daughter to you, you would be making sure he never fucked ANYTHING ever again. This is phoney baloney! (and milli vanilli).
"Yes, Mr. Johnson, I am doing your daughter, but please do not worry 'cause my method of the nasty leaves her smiling but not pregnant. .....Yeah, I am sure. I'd like to explain it...to...ah, Mr. Johnson, wy do you have that shotgu......................................
hahaha...my ex pulled out for three years, i never got pregnant. my current pulled out for 5 days. and nine months later..."it's a boy"
i'm going to guess that god really is good to humanity, and my ex is sterile.
I'm usually too thick and wide for a woman to handle me in her butt. It hurts their colons and rectums even when I use lube. Too much crying and stretching--rather disturbing, actually.
prettu sure i would have punched you in the face if I were her father. Then I would have taken you to a bar where they have midgets and we would have had a grand ole time.
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