Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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