Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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