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  • 11:54…really? is it that big of a deal? half of these are from weeks ago, I'll bet. That's not technically last night, but you may have gotten a helluva kick out of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:58pm
  • 12:05 1995 called. They want their sense of humor back. (And yes, I realize the irony of this post.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:08am
  • I mean, I wouldn't go so far as to say anything can "make up for" liking/allegedly touching little boys, but I see your point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:40pm
  • ahh i thought of this as well! so true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:22am
  • Police are looking into the possible cause of Michael Jackson's unexpected death. They've ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times. They are blaming it on the boogie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:02pm
  • 12.18 child molesterors dont deserve respect, i dont care what/who else he has done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:23am
  • Little boys across America are so happy right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Ha! I thought the same thing. Glad I'm not alone. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:05am
  • ABILENE!!! or the specks of towns surrounding...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:39am
  • I had a roomful of people here tonight and this post was one of the first things that came up! Btw....some of you REALLY need to lighten up....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:12am
  • 9:38! Is mine toooo!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:41pm
  • MJ is NOT in heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:12am
  • 10:55 nailed it on the head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:02pm
  • MJ didn't get anal sex cuz boys weren't doin it to him... anyone do a study to see if his "misunderstood friends" ever got anal illness?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:23pm
  • hahaha....child molesters aren't in heaven, silly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:13am
  • too soon, too soon =\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:59am
  • They only died today. How could this possibly be from "last night"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Everyone read 2:54 please. He said it nicely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:06am
  • 9:31; shut up and just laugh like everyone else did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:33pm
  • wowwwwwwww grow up and get over it and move on with your lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:23am
  • you stole my thunder by texting that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:35am
  • ^^ because they both made little boys everywhere happy during their lives on eart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:56pm
  • So, my pointing out that jokes about MJ's pedophilia are stupidly old means I respect it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:20am
  • im 100% sure i was sitting next to the lady who wrote this. it was at a bar..i saw her texting and then she said exactly that outloud. strange.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:56pm
  • except michael jackson probably didn't make it up there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:40pm
  • 9:56 you weren't sitting next to her. she was most definitely not in a bar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:28am
  • i thought it was funny but sad at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Heaven doesn't exist. But if it did, that'd sooo be happening. haha! Michael is more internationally renowned and revered.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:04pm
  • there is no way either of them are in heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:11pm
  • 1:44 Of course, his starting out as a child musician was just a lifelong plot to cover up his eventual (supposed) pedophilia. He had that much foresight!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:50am
  • 11:35 thank you for the truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 9:31.. why do people get onto this website just to argue.. it's just sad..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:32pm
  • hahah i love how people get so crazy online sometimes. who the fuck cares where MJ is? haha so many people on TFLN have said "theres no heaven" but do you think there's a hell if there's no heaven? anyways, i thought only youtube was made for arguing about stuff that doesn't matter +this was funny hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:40am
  • Are we seriously going to get into a discussion about whether or not MJ and Farrah are in heaven? ON TFLN!?!?? Really????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:57pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA I was totally thinking this earlier. Its obviously horrible that they both passed, but this text is gold.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:24pm
  • i literally said this same thing haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:11pm
  • I spermed inside of Farrah Fawcett.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:58am
  • I can't believe you're all debating wheter or not they/he got into heaven. There is no heaven or hell you fucking nobs. But he did diddle little boys regardless of your religious beliefs. He even admitted it in that whacked out documentary "living with michael". He was a total sicko who happened to make some good music decades ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:59am
  • so someone who is the definition of a pop/rock star doesn't deserve respect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:18am
  • i thought the exact same thing!!! she should be getting just as much atttention

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:33pm
  • A little out of taste but funny as hell... Ferrah deserves just as much mourning... We will miss the angel and the king(of pop)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:28pm
  • too soon man you guys are d*cks....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:19am
  • haha hell must be one happening place right now..just picture MJ and the devil doing the thriller dance together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:39am
  • Hahaha this tribute to her came on today while i was channel surfing and i was like " O YEA SHE DID DIE DIDNT SHE!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:19am
  • 11;02 - I agree w/ you - Ryan's pissed, Farrah probs wouldn't care - she didn't appear to have the ego that fuck-Ryan did - & either way; both MJ & Farrah should be allowed to rip - I believe they both lead tourcherd lives, his worse and his actions spoke to that end. May the children he may have hurt have peace as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:52pm
  • Due to the face that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change qft

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:48am
  • I've been thinking the same thing for the last two days. I hate that no one gives her recognition. She has a whole hair style named for her for goodness sakes!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:24pm
  • At the pearly gates god gave Farrah one wish. "Just keep all the worlds children safe" she asked. So he killed MJ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:55am
  • why do you care? the text is funny maybe you should clean the sand out of your vaj and stop finding things wrong with a stupid website

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:39am
  • haha i definitely thought this too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:32pm
  • farrah was a wonderful human being that fought a terrible disease. she hung on as long as she could and gave millions with the same disease inspiration, may she rest in peace. however, michael jackson.. obviously molested children..good musician, Shitty person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:54am
  • The day that music died

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31am
  • 2 tools. So original. Someone hand them a medal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:12am
  • well now his kids can sleep better at night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:36am
  • if heaven and hell actually existed(which they don't), michael jackson would not be there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Farrah's dying wish was to make sure every child on earth was safe...God granted her wish by killing Michael Jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:56pm
  • And of course, Ed McMahon will host the event.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:53am
  • 11:35, i think you're my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:09am
  • She will always be an Angel! & he'll always be a Devil!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:00pm
  • i was thinking the same exact thing!! poor farrah... she suffers so much and then she dies and no one notices cuz of mj. not that mj dying isn't sad and everything, but did it have to be on the same day?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:53pm
  • After MJ put out the Thriller album, he pretty much reserved the right to touch a few kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:23am
  • 12.23 - the only reason why your sticking up for him is because your daddy touches you - and you enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:48am
  • SICK SICK SICK you are horrible people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Due to the face that Michael Jackson was made of 90 percent plastic, he will be melted down into legos so little boys can play with him for a change. Nah, but really, RIP King of Pop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:12am
  • If your text isn't funny, and/or the person isn't drunk and it's NOT last night, don't be an idiot and post it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:34am
  • oh 2:54....you read my mind. give people an anonymous posting board and they will argue absolutely ANYTHING. love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:42am
  • Heh, I thought/texted the same thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:54am
  • guys. enough with the little boys jokes. Michael Jackson was a creep, but he made up for it in spades with the other shit he did. You're only making jokes about it because when you were 12 you fantasized about riding his monochrome disco stick to Thriller

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:35pm
  • THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:20pm
  • 9:29 one word: acquitted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:45pm
  • 3:30 - We know he was a pedo because I say so...it happened to me... Regards, Macauley Culkin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:07am
  • get original...please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Please people , lets not make fun of michael jackson lets remember the most important thing that he taught us that you can be white and black at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:21am
  • this really is not the place to discuss weather either of them are going to heaven or hell. seriously, they JUST died and it is so rude to say that someone is going to hell when it hasn't even been 24 hours (not that it's ever right). it was a funny text. if you get so easily offended, why the fuck are you on this site anyway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:34pm
  • yea and ed mcmahon is kickin both there asses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:55pm
  • What makes you think they are in heaven?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:51pm
  • is it bad that you roll your eyes at everything you read above and it hurts? you all suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 3:00am
  • michael's so gonna get bitch-slapped. farah fawcett FTW!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:14am
  • I don't think Michael Jackson would make it to heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:32am
  • wow, how about grow up and have respect for people who have died. none of you know either of them personally, nor do i, so get a life and grow the hell up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:32pm
  • when we saw the news that MJ died, my brother said "now parents don't have to worry so much about their little boys" lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:26pm
  • niiicceee i bet this is true. <3 both of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:21pm
  • no way they got to heaven. sad but true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:07am
  • You know that michael jackson would never be allowed in heaven because there are just too many little boys in heaven for god to take that risk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:48am
  • My roommate and I totally had this conversation!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:51pm
  • if either of them get to heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:23pm
  • I bet they're NOT in heaven!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:38am
  • Breaking news! Little league teams all Over the world are rejoiciing today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:18am
  • 12:23 did your mommy and daddy hug you when you were younger?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:31am
  • if people get so upset by all this. here's a thought, don't get on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Child molesters don't go to heaven... Sorry MJ... ok, I'm not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Most brilliant text ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:36pm
  • I was thinking the same thing... then burst out laughing at this text -sigh-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:03am
  • 1:32 the person texted it to me hahah. she wasn't in a bar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:54am
  • Did you hear what they are going to do with the remains?...Since he's 99% plastic they're going to melt him down into legos so that children can play with him for a change.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:58pm
  • lol this is funny but its so sad ;[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 9:45 : OJ was acquitted too, but we all know he did it. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Does heaven even exist? Now that's a conversation for TFLN. Lets call upon the spirit of MJ and Farrah. Teen boys beware and anyone that hates names that start with Farrah leave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:00pm
  • He might be the single greatest recording artist that used to be on earth, but I refuse to believe he is in heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:52pm
  • this site is so ridiculous lol. there's always a post that starts a rant. whether michael jackson is in heaven, whether god exists, how you like your crotch shaved, whether the text is real, who thinks new jersey is disgusting, etc. this site offers so much more than just a simple text. thanks for the humor guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:54am
  • 2:17 - A phone poll conducted by a pseudo-news program AND a wiki said that? Geez, we can't argue with that sort of credibility...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:21am
  • all of the child molestor jokes are pretty outdated. ..and none of them are remotely funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:15am
  • "In New York's Times Square, a low groan went up in the crowd when a screen flashed that Jackson had died, and people began relaying the news to friends by cell phone." i cant decide whether they are excited or sad. if i were them i would be telling people its finally safe to let the little boys play outside again!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04am
  • OMG people need to STFU right this minute about whether or not MJ was a child molester or whether or not they're in heaven and ESPECIALLY about how this text isn't from "last night". Those of you from this third category especially need to stop being so retarded. You are the reason why I am a misanthrope. I hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04am
  • So you can actually make up for molesting kids?!? No way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Pfft, they will never be having words. Farah's in heaven, and angels have no reason to visit hell even if it is to yell at shits for getting the most undeserved press coverage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:22am
  • Wow. U guys got a great argument over that! But I have to say, I said the EXACT same thing. Totally stole her thunder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:14pm
  • MJ is just another OJ, he was acquitted, but everyone knows what he did.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 4:45am
  • i agree hes fucking dirty the shit he did he deserves to die, no care in the world but bring on the jokes mcdonalds are introducing a burger in respect to MJ its 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:05am
  • You think Jacko the Whacko went to heaven? Hmmm...might want to reconsider the entry criteria, I am fairly certain molesting kids isn't going to get you there. Just ask any Catholic priest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:15am
  • THANK YOU thats what ive been saying all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:12am
  • who gives a fuck if he was a child molester. dirty diana is the shit. and so is thriller.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am
  • why are all of you playing God and saying MJ isn't in heaven, how would you know? oh that's right you don't. stop judging people you don't know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:23pm
  • yea, the music world lost a very talented musician.... too bad he had to be a prediphile. Fanatics are crying, but little boys and their familes are all going, "whew! One less freak to worry about."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:22pm
  • The child molesting MJ died today. The pop icon MJ died with the first nose job and bleaching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:42am
  • Do vaginas even exist?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:03pm
  • There's no way MJ is in heaven, though funny this text is impossible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:32pm
  • Hahah @ "monochrome disco stick"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:40pm
  • ddnt Evlis marry a 16 y/o?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:07pm
  • due to the fact that michael jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a chance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:33am
  • 1:44am I agree with everything you said up until the words "hell exists". Now you're just the one who is delusional.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:52am
  • actually, david carradine has them tied up in purgatory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Ugh...the only reason Michael stole Farrah's thunder IMO, is because due to her condition, people, aka the media, were not expecting her to live much longer so when news of her death started spreading, it wasn't much of a surprise to them. But then hours later, Michael is rushed to the hospital & then pronounced dead, it was a GINORMOUS (lol) surprise. So that is how & why he stole her thunder. I bet Ryan's PISSED off!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:02am
  • hahaha this is so funny! This is what my facebook status is and then I clicked here and bam!! Other people think like me :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:38pm
  • He's probably asking her she got anal cancer but he didn't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:22pm
  • ok i hate michael jackson but farrah fawcett is my idol! and like when i found out mj died on the same day i was like stupid fucker. he is probably rapeing little boys in their dreams.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:42am
  • I'm pretty sure this website is "Texts from LAST NIGHT." This can't be more than six hours old...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:54pm
  • hahaha... MJ, my friend, may have been an amazing artist that changed the face of music... but he is most certainly not in heaven. Farrah is rocking out there by herself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:03am
  • IDGAF? WOW. professional texter indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:44pm
  • What was so so amazing abt farrah? Besides being "hot" she did not do anything truly amazing that any other super famous actress has done or is doing. I didn't start hearing abt her again until she was abt to die. I'mnot saying it doesn't suck she died, but she was not on the same level of MJ. Rip Michael!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:49pm
  • same thought crossed my head, that and farrah saying "michael wtf are you doing here you were alive when i left?!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:22am
  • most bizzarre news day ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:55pm
  • little boys all over the world are dancing in celebration

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:50pm
  • ha, officially offical, everyone was thinking the same thing, i can hear the convo now... Farah- "u knw, i was dying with cancer, i gave ppl notice so i culd hav attention, wtf r ur issues stealing my time?" *MJ does impressive dance move* Farah- "fair enough." May they both rest in peace.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:50am
  • 1:44; while I like the inclusion of "monochrome disco stick," at least credit 11:35 for it (me) hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:12am
  • People have their opinions. Deal with it. 2:17 - Wikipedia is not a valid resource for information.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:22am
  • So 2:54 are you saying some people don't find new jersey disgusting? And I think we all can agree mj was just a bit odd. Whether or not he was a pedophile we may never know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:30am
  • I wonder if megan's law applies in Heaven, and if so, Does MJ have to inform his new neighbors that he shouldn't be with in so many yards of small angels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:13pm
  • but the only reason we kept hearing mj was be cause he was doing things that were bad like playing with little kids. so im gonna go with i'd rather not here about some one for a few years then hear about them because there in court for playing with little kids or plastic surgery gone wrong. but it is still very sad that they died mj did have a huge impact on the music world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:27pm
  • this is so true!!!! i thought about that earlier today :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:11pm
  • HAHA burn in hell Mikey !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:40pm
  • I was JUST thinking the same thing :P ugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:20pm
  • LMAO!!!! This is hillarious! 9:31 don't be an idiot ur whole life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:40pm
  • MJ totally Kanye'd her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:49am
  • 1:50am I'm not 1;44 but why are you bringing up MJs music career? 1:44 said he created an illusion to hide what he was really up to. He didn't mean his music, he meant his supposed caring about kids and wanting to help them. That should've been obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:56am
  • This better get best/worst of all time. I haven't decided if its good or bad yet..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:24am
  • omg I JUST texted the same thing to my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:07pm
  • i'm expecting a thriller-themed zombie apocalypse any day now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:51am
  • hahahahha thats so good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:40pm
  • this was totally my FB status.. actually it said "freakin michael jackson had to go steal farrah's thunder.. well at least now little boys everywhere are safe.. unless they're catholic"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:21am
  • I don't think child molestors go to heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:49pm
  • 9:45 four words: court of public opinion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Ed McMahon is saying "Fuck both of yall"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:10pm
  • That child molesting freak is nowhere near heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:16pm
  • Rest in peace MJ. Live in peace young boys........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:09am
  • Not nearly as mad as Ed McMahon is at the both of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:55am
  • Too soon? I don't think so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:21pm
  • Holy shit, I just sent that very same text to someone earlier today. That is just so like MJ. Oh well, I miss them both.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:07am
  • All these Michael Jackson child molestor jokes make me feel like I'm in middle school all over again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:14pm
  • michael jackson isnt in heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:13pm
  • 1:28 she could have been at a bar... i think its rude of you to jugde people when mj died today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:32am
  • Oh my god, it's not really from last night!? The shock! The horror! Next you'll tell us that some of these aren't even real texts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:57pm
  • thats fucked up, but i still got a good laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:51pm
  • 9:29, I'm pretty sure child molestors don't go to Heaven but reat humanitarians do. That's what he was so stop being a douche and give some respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:53pm
  • 12.08 - lighten up princess and stupid post i just dont respect child molestors; but hey, whatever does it for you ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:14am
  • i so agree. i was thinking the exact same thing. poor farrah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:00am
  • MJ is most likely the only person ever to go from an adorable little cocoa brown boy to ghostly white, ghoulish looking creature.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:38am
  • shame theyre both in hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 4:42pm
  • RIP One Gloved Wonder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:48am
  • lol, i'm almost positive that MJ went to hell, just sayin', they usually don't let child molesters into heaven, no matter how talented they are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:29pm
  • I hope Prince Prince and Paris get a chance at a somewhat normal, decent childhood now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:45am
  • Mj didn't die he got a job at Disney world

    Submitted by sylverbullit on Nov 3, 10 at 5:42pm
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