I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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