Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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