sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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