3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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