why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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