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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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