If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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