It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I have post one night stand depression
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