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  i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.

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• That isn't necessarily a bad thing. If your list consists entirely of whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and maybe the odd cucumber, it's just fine.

  Submitted by Herschel on Mar 15, 10 at 2:19pm

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• I've been there. I don't normally think about groceries though lol.

  Submitted by cowgirl on Mar 15, 10 at 6:30pm

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• Lol omg I have done the same thing before!

  Submitted by misspriss615 on Mar 15, 10 at 2:09pm

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• At some point, even cougars are unattractive

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 2:32am

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• you should get Golden Oreos....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 15, 10 at 2:43pm

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• LOL!

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 15, 10 at 2:23pm

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• I've definitely done this before but instead of a grocery list I was thinking of how cartoons I used to watch as a kid were so much better than the cartoons I watch now.

  Submitted by maskedman on Mar 15, 10 at 8:12pm

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• I used to make my next day "to do" list.... It's nor shocking that we are now divorced!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 11:06pm

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• communicate with him!

  Submitted by buttmudjones on Mar 15, 10 at 2:06pm

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• U and me both honey!

  Submitted by ilostmypantz on Aug 3, 10 at 12:18pm

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• I've done this-

  Submitted by tu_salsa on Mar 16, 10 at 1:32pm

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• You may need some KY in your list!

  Submitted by jprincess on Mar 15, 10 at 3:59pm

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• I've done it once thinking of how if he doesn't hurry up I'm going to b late to work. \nAfter making it late to work by two min I texted him. It wasn't going to work out.

  Submitted by ladydeedee on Mar 18, 10 at 2:09am

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• Hahaha you deff need a new guy

  Submitted by Boardwalk on Mar 15, 10 at 2:14pm

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• So... What was on the list?

  Submitted by Lifeless_Gamer on Mar 16, 10 at 2:19am

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• I agree with 2:19. It's not necessarily a bad thing...

  Submitted by BBCowboy808 on Mar 15, 10 at 2:22pm

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• lol he won't be surprised when you do break up with him, any man can realize if a girl is THAT bored while having sex. he's just patiently waiting for it haha

  Submitted by meowmeowballs on Mar 15, 10 at 2:26pm

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• Hmmm... Tell him to spice up the routine... Sounds like it's boring between the sheets.

  Submitted by maynard on Mar 16, 10 at 1:47am

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• Awwww.....sad sex life.

  Submitted by wonderfulone on Mar 15, 10 at 6:34pm

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• Don't forget the milk!

  Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 15, 10 at 3:08pm

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• I wish I new who this was lol

  Submitted by jmorgz18 on Mar 16, 10 at 8:34am

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• Leave it to a girl in the central new jersey area to pull that one...ill put 20 this is an ex girlfriend of mine =[

  Submitted by Itsjustjustin on Mar 16, 10 at 12:09am

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• Wow weird. I have done exactly the samething buy I was completely in love with the dude anyway.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 7:37pm

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• Haha hmmm whip cream

  Submitted by iamyourboss on Mar 16, 10 at 1:00am

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• Lol. That's pretty bad...a grocery list?? damn

  Submitted by FaceFucked on Mar 15, 10 at 2:36pm

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