...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he wants to bone in the snuggie
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Pooping to opera.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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