So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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