1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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