what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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