when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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