You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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