I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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