Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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