life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The power of my boobs compel you
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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