sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think my moral compass just broke
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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