My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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