My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
