i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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