My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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