Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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