Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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