So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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