she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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