oh god the rape fog is back!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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