im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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