Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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