clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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