Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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