brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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