you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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