Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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