That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize