you have to choose: penises or morals?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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