Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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