i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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