Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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