My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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