margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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