Why are handjobs necessary in class?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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